I woke up with a headache this morning, which always seems unfair when my schedule hasn't allowed for any time to go out the previous evening. It never seems to bode well for the day ahead, though today seems to be going as well as can be expected of a Wednesday.
I saw, in the parking lot at work, what may well be the most odious person in all of creation. I was walking from my car when I was nearly run over by a white BMW 335i driven by a well groomed young blonde. She rolled her eyes in a small fit of pissy entitlement before swerving around me, and as she rolled away, I saw the vanity plates gleaming in the fluorescent lights. J GALT.
I've never hated anyone so much based on 10 seconds. I assume that car runs on the blood of the working man.
On a more positive note, I took my favorite phone call ever at work today. A middle-aged to elderly woman called in, gave her name and told me in a cheerful voice, "I'd prefer to speak to a lady." No problem at all ma'am. I wish every problem that confronted me in life took only five seconds to become someone else's problem.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
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